if u had to pack a backpack as like an emergency thing to have in your car what would u put in it
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
are you satan
"I made you a bracelet that says Mack-attack, do you want it now?" +
History told by Tumblr
so i’ve successfully managed to embarass myself twice in front of the same two cops and I’ve only been at the mall for like 20 minutes
A box of baby bengals
"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”
"Shut up, we’re keeping them."
Jim Kirk reacting to insults.
#oh god this is actually really painful though? #because kirk #especially towards the beginning #has this attitude and you would expect him to be the kind of person who eats someone alive when they insult them #and literally just burns everything to the ground #but for his cockiness and snark he’s such a good person at heart #that he can’t even come up with legitimate return fire when someone insults him #it’s just these helpless little quips that you would expect from a little kid #he doesn’t have the venom in him #doesn’t have the genuine malignancy or malice #to offer anything more potent than ‘cupcake’ #aos jim kirk actual puppy dog (via sulupoo ofc)
I tortured souls just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it
why is our fandom like this
Reaction photoset for the rest of my life.
A baby has a better grasp on race relations than a full grown adult
This should tell you all you need on a number of levels
I’m going to write this drabble because I’m stuck on this ficlet that I started because I’m stuck on this oneshot that I started because I’m stuck on this longfic.
BUT THE ACTING HERE. BECAUSE HE’S DIGORY. AND HE BUILT THAT WARDROBE. WITH THE WOOD FROM THE TREE HE PLANTED. AND SO HE KNOWS IT’S NARNIA. HE’S WAITED HIS WHOLE LIFE, AND HE’S PROBABLY GIVEN UP AND SHOVED THAT HOPE AWAY IN THE BACK OF HIS MIND AND SUDDENLY THESE FOUR CHILDREN SHOW UP AND THEY FIND IT.
Fun fact: CS Lewis based the professor on JRR Tolkien. Tolkien in turn based Treebeard on CS Lewis.
that is a very fun fact yes
little things that actually make a difference to general life happiness:
•drinking lots of water
•eating fresh fruit
•thinking positively about yourself and others
•washing your face twice a day
•changing your sheets once a week
•hot baths with Epsom salts
•face masks using from things in your house
•sleeping more than 7 hours per night
•reorganizing your clothes, makeup, possessions etc
•keeping your living space clean