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joshpeck:

i do not appreciate that tone, mr. vice president

joshpeck:

i do not appreciate that tone, mr. vice president

straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

(Source: aa5spoilers)

safeguards:

my thoughts are tomatoes i cannot fathom into ketchup

thatstippytop:

I just want to hug everyone at Achievement Hunter and pet them on the head and say thank you for working so hard for us all the time especially at the moment and that we appreciate it so much and that we love them.

how to spot a quality blog

420official:

-18 dashes in url
-icon is a selfie
-bio is blank, title is Welcome To My Fucked Up mind

I have like two minutes til I have to leave for uni but effort and also hangover and also effort

Reblog - Posted 1 day ago
tagged as → #uuuuuugh

littletrenchcoatangel:

im drunk sorey this ia 5he craziest sorry

so this posted a day late but I can confirm for any curious people that I was absolutely plastered the day before yesterday (and technically early yesterday morning) and im definitely still feeling it today

Reblog - Posted 1 day ago - via / Source with 3 notes

The Internet is a big place where a lot of people can voice their opinions, and my mother chooses to pick fights with random people from all over the world who don’t have the nicest things to say about me.

(Source: emilybrowninng)

im drunk sorey this ia 5he craziest sorry

Reblog - Posted 1 day ago with 3 notes
tagged as → #literlyybtho so drunk

souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

(Source: pemsylvania)

dajo42:

reverse werewolves. wolves that turn into confused but excited humans every month at the full moon and run around doing weird human stuff until they wake up the next day in the middle of an office with a suit loosely draped over their wolf form