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enochianwarbirds replied to your post: enochianwarbirds replied to your post:…

ur gr8 and i’m really sorry i didn’t do anything awesome for today because i’m a poop even though you deserve awesome things

that’s okay buddy you're not poop you’re gr9 and u deserve all the good things too <3

  • friend: *lying on floor blowing bubbles above her head* this is like my life goal. but i didn't really picture this ending with detergent in my eye
  • me: you probably should have seen that coming
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teamfreesnuggles:

cersei finally lets loose

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

inkytasty:

stuffman:

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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

God that’s amazing.

snatchedweaves:

walking downstairs in the middle of the night after bloggingimage

Mom: “Why are you awake?

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rhymewithrachel:

on a scale of one to star trek i don’t even need to finish this sentence the answer is star trek

enochianwarbirds replied to your post: so i told literally everyone “do not g…

happy birthday. as u can see i did not get u jewellery for ur birthday

thank u bro

i appreciate this heapsickles <3

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ryunosukees:

I feel like this has been Brendon’s plan all along

ryunosukees:

I feel like this has been Brendon’s plan all along

outcense:

outcense:

"you’re gay/bi? I’m sorry but like… how do I know you won’t have a crush on me?" because you just said that

im glad this post is still a thing

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meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

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